Breathe Clear Soap – Where Cryotherapy Meets Spa-Grade Moisture in a Single Bar

We didn’t make soap. We engineered a sensory defibrillator:

1. Menthol + Eucalyptus Duo – A nasal passage uppercut that’d make a snowstorm jealous
2. Peppermint-Camphor Fusion – Smells like a Finnish forest sucker-punching a spa
3. Moisture Mafia – Coconut oil and shea butter that kidnap dryness, leaving skin hostage to hydration

Why This Isn’t Your Gym’s Sad Soap Dispenser:

✓ Cryo-Clean Tech – Lathers into a blizzard that purges grime without strip-mining oils

✓ Aromatherapy Ambush – Clears sinuses so hard, your morning coffee gets performance anxiety

✓ Stealth Hydration – Absorbs like a ninja, leaving skin velvet-soft, not slimy

The Ritual:

6 AM Shower: Lather. Inhale. Emerge with pores singing Ave Maria.

Post-Workout: Scrub off existential dread. Exit smelling like a glacier’s secret cologne.

For Those Who’ve Survived “Moisturizing” Soap Scams:

This bar moonlights as:

• Congestion’s Worst Nightmare – Decongests like a Neti pot’s jacked cousin
• Winter Skin’s Bodyguard – Slaps windburn like a scorned ex
• Midday Slump Antidote – Keep it at your desk (trust us)

Choose Your Shower’s Redemption Arc:

Keep enduring soap that smells like regret and feels like sandpaper… or let this Arctic insurgent:

• Revive dead mornings with a menthol knockout
• Outsmart hard water’s mineral mugging
• Convert your bathroom into a Nordic oasis

Clean Isn’t a Verb. It’s a Vibe.

Your pores’ icy reckoning starts now.

P.S. 91% report yelling “HOLY $#!+” on first use. The 9%? Already bulk-ordering for their entire CrossFit box.

Ingredients: Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil**, Organic Coconut Oil*, Organic Shea Butter*), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Rosemary Essential Oil, Lemon Essential Oil, Thyme Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance). **Fair Trade Sustainable Palm, *Fair Trade

Manufacturer Country: USA

Product Amount: 4 oz (113g)

Bruto Weight: 4.3 oz (120g)

Suggested Use: Add warm water for a thick lather. Keep dry between uses for extended longevity.

Warning: In case of accidental contact with eyes, immediately rinse thoroughly with clean water. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.