Greens Superfood "Trade Your Basic Greens for Biohacked Brilliance"

"What if your greens powder has been lying to you?"

Most are glorified lawn clippings in a tub—gritty, grassy, and grossly overhyped. Our Green Superpowder isn’t a supplement. It’s a biohack for people who refuse to sip mediocrity.

Why This Jar Outshines Your Fridge’s Veggie Drawer

✅ 23 Clinically-Backed Superplants

Not just kale’s boring cousins. Think spirulina’s iron punch + ashwagandha’s zen mastery + pomegranate’s antioxidant firepower.

✅ No Fillers, No Fakers

We banned cheap grassy bulk. Every scoop is a targeted strike for energy, immunity, and that I-woke-up-like-this glow.

✅ Cold-Pressed Obsession

Low-temp dried to keep nutrients feral, not feeble. (Your smoothie bowl’s about to get a PhD.)

✅ For the Uncompromising

Biohackers. 5 AM clubbers. Salad skeptics. If you’d rather chug greatness than chew it, meet your soulmate.

The Alchemy Inside

• Beetroot + Ginger = Nitric oxide surge for bloodflow that’ll make your Fitbit blush.
• Turmeric + Black Pepper = Inflammation’s worst nightmare (with 20x better absorption).
• Inulin + Hibiscus = Gut harmony that’ll have probiotics taking notes.

How the Plant-Addicted Use It

• Pre-Workout: Mix with water. Channel your inner Olympian.
• Post-Takeout: Blend into coconut milk. Undo last night’s dumplings.
• 3 PM Slump: Stir into matcha. Crush deadlines like a CEO on espresso.

🚨 Warning:

Side effects may include:

• Colleagues asking, “Are you sleeping more?” (You’re not.)
• Awkward moments explaining your “glow” isn’t a filter.
• Sudden disdain for $14 pressed juices.

Ingredients: Barley Grass Powder (leaf), Broccoli Powder (Brassica oleracea)(leaf), Spirulina Powder (Arthrospira plutentis)(whole plant), Green Tea Powder (leaf), Alfalfa Extract (whole herb), Wheat Grass (Triticum aestivum L.)(leaf), Beet Root Powder (Beta vulgaris)(root), Hibiscus Powder (flower), Strawberry Juice Powder (fruit), Cranberry Powder (Vaccinium macrocarpon L.)(fruit), Acai Juice Powder (fruit), Blueberry Extract (berry), Pomegranate Powder (fruit), Cinnamon (Cinnamomum cassia)(bark), Turmeric Extract (root), Panax ginseng Powder (root), Ashwagandha Powder (root), Mangosteen Extract (Garcinia Mangostana L.)(pericarp), Black Pepper Extract (fruit), Inulin (from Helianthus tuberosus)(root), Ginger Powder (root), Sodium Alginate

Manufacturer's country: USA

Product amount: 0.28lb (126 g)

Gross weight: 0.4lb (181.5g)

Suggested use: As a dietary supplement, adults use one (1) scoop of powder in 6-8 ounces of cold water or favorite beverage once daily. Consume within 10 minutes of mixing.

Warning: Do not exceed recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with known medical conditions should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement. KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN. DO NOT USE IF SAFETY SEAL IS DAMAGED OR MISSING. STORE IN A COOL, DRY PLACE.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.