Energy Body Balm – Where Climate Activism Meets Cracked-Elbow Amnesty

We didn’t make balm. We engineered desert-dry skin’s defection papers:

1. Soybean Wax SWAT Team – Melts into cracks like liquid armor, no oily surrender
2. Cinnamon-Spearmint-Lemon Triad – Aromas so sharp, your morning coffee gets performance anxiety
3. Biodegradable Betrayal – Container dissolves faster than your ex’s excuses (rice glue = Earth’s BFF)

Why This Isn’t Your Grandma’s Goop:

✓ 1 Balm = 2 Lotion Bottles – Slather like a warlord, guilt-free

✓ Invisible Infiltration – Absorbs faster than a TikTok trend, leaves sheets/clothes unviolated

✓ Neuro-Sensory Espionage – Wakes your mind like a cold plunge, soothes skin like a lullaby

The Ritual:

Pre-Workout: Slather on. Sweat gloriously. No greasy grip on dumbbells.

Post-Shower: Emerge smelling like a cinnamon rainforest, not a chemical plant.

3 AM Existential Crisis: Apply while debating life choices. At least your elbows won’t betray you.

For Those Who’ve Survived Lotion Betrayal:

This balm moonlights as:

• Callus’ Executioner – Sandpaper feet? Gone.
• Tattoo Ink’s Bodyguard – No fading, just velvety vibrance
• Eco-Guilt Antidote – Compost the jar. Brag about it.

Choose Your Allegiance:

Keep letting petroleum-based glops mock your values… or join the grease-free uprising to:

• Nuke ashy knees in 8 seconds flat
• Outsmart winter’s crack-and-peel tyranny
• Convert your bathroom into a zero-waste war room

Moisture Isn’t a Luxury. It’s a Human Right.

Your skin’s defection starts tonight.

P.S. 92% report strangers asking, “Why do you glow?” by week 2. The 8%? Busy composting their jars.

Ingredients: Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Caprylic/capric triglyceride, Emulsifying Wax, Euphorbia cerifera (Candelilla) Wax, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Butter, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Tapioca starch, Mentha spicata (Spearmint) Oil, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Helianthus annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Flower Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Chondrus Crispus Extract, Althaea Officinalis Root Extract, d-alpha-tocopherol, Cinnamomum zeylanicum (Cinnamon) Bark Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol

Manufacturer's country: USA

Product amount: 2.5 oz

Gross weight: 0.2lb / 93.57g

Suggested use: Push the tube slightly and massage the product onto the skin.

Warning: This product contain essential oils - perform a patch test before application: apply a small amount of oil to your skin and monitor for 24-48 hours. For external use only. Keep out of reach from children.Store in a cool, dry place.