🔥 LYCHEE SPLASH ENERGY POWDER: Glitch the Matrix, Sip the Legend 🌪️

JITTERS ARE FOR NPCs. YOU’RE HERE TO WIN.

Traditional energy drinks are plot twists you didn’t sign up for—spikes, crashes, and regret. Lychee Splash isn’t fuel. It’s cheat codes in powder form.

WHY GAMERS & GODS CHOOSE THIS

⚡ Science-Backed, Chaos-Approved

→ 150mg caffeine + L-theanine: Clinically proven to laser-focus your brain without the shaky-cam effect.

→ Electrolyte Overdrive: Hydrate like you’re mainlining monsoon rains. Brain fog? Critical hit.

→ Precision-Dosed: Every scoop is a speedrun to peak performance—no glitches, just gains.

🎮 Flavor Hack: Juicy lychee with a whisper of mythical rain. #DragonfruitFocus (but make it sugar-free).

WHO IT’S FOR

🎮 Gamers: Turn lag into legendary plays. Your focus? 120FPS smooth.

🏋️ Gym Rebels: Lift like a titan, heart rate steady as a sniper’s breath.

📚 Students & CEOs: Crush deadlines like they’re tutorial levels.

🌙 Moonlit Hustlers: Rewrite “burnout” into your villain origin story.

#StreamerFuel | #MythicalGains | #NoBadEndings

THE RULEBOOK FOR UNFAIR ADVANTAGES

Your energy shouldn’t betray you.

→ Zero Crash: 6-8 hours of main character energy.

→ Zero Regrets: 92% of users cancel their energy drink subscription. #ByeByeBurnout

FLAVOR WARFARE

This isn’t “lychee.” It’s liquid lore—like sipping the final boss’s tears. Sugar-free? More like sugar-wrecked. #SipLikeYouSpoilThePlot

READY TO UNLEASH THE FINAL FORM?

🚀 [GRAB LYCHEE SPLASH] → Your 3PM slump just rage-quit.

^2024 trials: 89% reported focus so sharp, it’s borderline OP. Side effects may include: confused rivals, productivity addiction, and spontaneous victory dances.

Ingredients: Thiamin (from Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (from Vitamin B2), Niacin (from Vitamin B3), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxal-5-phosphate), Folate (from Vitamin B9), Vitamin B12 (as Methylcobalamin), Pantothenic acid (from Vitamin B5), Calcium (from Calcium Ascorbate), Magnesium (from Magnesium Citrate), Sodium (from Sodium Citrate), Potassium (from Potassium Citrate), Taurine, Natural Caffeine (From Green Tea), L-theanine, Polydextrose, Citric acid, N&A Flavors, Sucralose, Calcium silicate, Fruit and Veggie blend (for color).

Flavor: Lychee Splash Energy

Manufacturer's country: USA

Product amount: 3.52 oz

Gross weight: 0.22lb/99g

Suggested use: Measuring with the scooper located inside the jar, mix each scoop, to desired taste, with 6-10 ounces (177-295 ml) of water (2 scoops with 12-20 ounces (354-591 ml) of water).

Warning: Recommended to not exceed more than 5 scoops within a 24 hour period. Not intended for use by persons with a medical condition. Consult your physician before using this product if you are pregnant of nursing or taking any medication.

Manufactured in a facility that produces Milk, Eggs, Fish, Shellfish, Tree Nuts, Peanuts, Wheat, Soybeans, and Sesame.

Store in a cool dry place, keep out of reach of children. Do not use if safety seal is broken or missing. Contents sold by weight not volume, some settling may occur. Secure lid tightly when not in use. Consume within 90 days.

This product is intended to supplement a balanced diet and active lifestyle. Consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new dietary supplement, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, have any medical conditions, or are taking any medications.

This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.