Blackout Charcoal Detox Bar “Your Pores Are Crime Scenes. Time for a Forensic Cleanse.”

Your shower isn’t a spa. It’s a decontamination chamber. That drugstore soap? A traitor. Grease, sweat, and city grime aren’t “normal” – they’re evidence.

CHARCOAL BLACK OPS BAR

Maximum Activated Charcoal. Zero Stain Residue. 100% Impurity Annihilation.

We didn’t make soap. We built a microscopic militia for your skin:

1. Activated Charcoal Overload – Traps toxins like a CIA black site for pollutants
2. Peppermint-Tea Tree Strike Force – Aromas so sharp, they hack your nervous system into premium focus mode
3. Non-Staining Stealth Tech – Purges filth without leaving a trace (take notes, other “charcoal” posers)

Why This Isn’t a Gimmicky “Detox” Scam:

✓ Velvet Purge – Exfoliates pores with the subtlety of a diamond-tipped squeegee

✓ Post-Gym Exfil – Strips sweat’s biochemical warfare without nuking moisture

✓ Sensory Ambush – Smells like a glacier made love to a rainforest (in the best way)

The Protocol:

AM Shower: Lather. Scrub. Emerge looking like you slept 10 hours (you didn’t).

Post-HIIT: Erase evidence of burpee crimes.

PM Unwind: Melt city smog, Zoom doom, and existential dread down the drain.

For Those Who’ve Survived Charcoal Betrayals:

This bar moonlights as:

• Maskne’s Executioner – Exfoliates without declaring war on sensitive skin
• Tattoo Ink’s Bodyguard – Cleanses without fading your rebellious ink
• Camping’s Secret Weapon – Washes off 3 days of dirt like a pressure washer

Choose Your Allegiance:

Keep letting impostor “charcoal” bars ghost your pores… or deploy this tactical strike to:

• Neutralize blackheads like a SEAL team at midnight
• Outsmart greasy T-zones before your 9 AM Zoom
• Convert your shower into a 5-star decontamination suite

Clean Isn’t a Verb. It’s a Vendetta.

Lather. Scrub. Revolt.

P.S. 91% report strangers asking, “Are you filtered?” by week 1. The 9%? Already bulk-ordering for their CrossFit cult.

Ingredients: Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil**, Organic Coconut Oil*, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Peppermint Essential Oil, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Activated Charcoal. **Fair Trade Sustainable Palm, *Fair Trade

Manufacturer Country: USA

Product Amount: 4 oz (113g)

Bruto Weight: 4.3 oz (122g)

Suggested Use: Add warm water for a thick lather. Keep dry between uses for extended longevity.

Warning: In case of accidental contact with eyes, immediately rinse thoroughly with clean water. If irritation persists, discontinue use.