Calming Lavender Soap“Your Skin’s Silent Rebellion Against Chaos (Finally, a Soap That Cares More Than Your Therapist)”

Your sink isn’t a battleground. But your “gentle” soap? It’s a war criminal. Redness, tightness, and that post-wash sandpaper grit? This bar isn’t soap. It’s a ceasefire.

LAVENDER ARMISTICE

Sensitive Skin’s Safehouse. Cortisol’s Kryptonite.

We didn’t make soap. We engineered liquid Xanax for your epidermis:

1. Lavender Necromancy – Real buds crushed into the bar, releasing terpenes that hack your nervous system into spa mode
2. Saponified Oil Cartel – Fair-trade coconut, olive, and shea butter that pay your moisture barrier’s debt with interest
3. Ethical Alchemy – Made in a solar-powered California micro-factory by people who actually get benefits

Why This Isn’t Another “Calming” Scam:

✓ pH Neutral Betrayal – Washes away grime without ransacking your acid mantle (unlike that French “luxury” soap)

✓ Neuro-Sensory Heist – Smells like Provence at golden hour, hijacks stress hormones mid-panic spiral

✓ Prebiotic Diplomacy – Lets good bacteria thrive while evicting irritants like a bouncer at Club Epidermis

The Ritual:

Morning: Lather. Rinse. Emerge with skin softer than a CEO’s apology.

Night: Let lavender’s lullaby scrub off existential dread. Sleep like a coma patient.

For Those Who’ve Survived ‘Clean Beauty’ Lies:

This bar moonlights as:

• Eczema’s Peace Treaty – Soothes flare-ups like aloe’s sophisticated aunt
• Post-Retinoid Rehab – Balances angry skin without coddling
• Anxiety’s Side Hustle – Keep it in your desk drawer for 3 PM stress melts

Choose Your Skin’s Redemption:

Keep letting sulfates bully your barrier… or let this bar:

• Dissolve impurities like a velvet wrecking ball
• Flood parched cells with organic mercy
• Upgrade your bathroom into a 5-star asylum

Gentle Isn’t a Marketing Term. It’s a Blood Oath.

Lather. Breathe. Finally, exhale.

P.S. 91% report skin “sighing in relief” within 72 hours. The 9%? Already bulk-ordering for their entire yoga studio.

Ingredients: Saponified Oils (Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil**, Organic Coconut Oil*, Organic Shea Butter*), Lavender Essential Oil, Lavender Buds

**Fair Trade Sustainable

*Fair Trade

Manufacturer's country: USA

Product amount: 4 oz/113g

Gross weight: 4.2oz/113g

Suggested use: Add warm water for a thick lather. Keep dry between uses for extended longevity.

Warning: In case of accidental contact with eyes, immediately rinse thoroughly with clean water. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.