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Charcoal Facial Cleanser“Your Pores Are Hostages. Time to Negotiate Their Release.”
Charcoal Facial Cleanser“Your Pores Are Hostages. Time to Negotiate Their Release.”
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Your “clean” cleanser is lying. That tight, squeaky feel post-wash? That’s your skin begging for a real savior. This isn’t soap. It’s a black ops mission for your face.
CHARCOAL REVOLUTION
Toxin Espionage. Makeup’s Executioner. Sweat’s Silent Killer.
We didn’t make a cleanser. We engineered microscopic rebellion:
- Activated Charcoal – A molecular bouncer that traps grime like Alcatraz for pollutants
- Paraben-Free Fury – Skips the endocrine-disrupting bullshit (because your hormones aren’t collateral damage)
- Post-Workout Exfil – Strips gym-session sludge without declaring war on your moisture barrier
Why This Isn’t Your Teen’s Drugstore Charcoal Scrub:
✓ Velvet Detox – Purges pores like a SEAL team, leaves skin softer than a CEO’s apology
✓ Makeup’s Nemesis – Melts mascara fortresses without the oily residue ceasefire
✓ pH Neutral Betrayal – Cleanses with your acid mantle, not against it (RIP, tightness)
The Protocol:
AM Routine: 30 seconds. Rinse. Watch SPF glide on like it’s on rails.
Post-Spin Class: Erase sweat’s crimes. Emerge looking like you meditated through burpees.
PM Ritual: Melt the day’s sins (city smog, Zoom gloom, that third glass of wine).
For Those Who’ve Survived “Deep Clean” Betrayal:
This cleanser moonlights as:
- Retinol’s Wingman – Preps skin without stripping its fighting spirit
- Maskne’s Judge – Exfoliates gently, so acne can’t file appeals
- Sensitive Skin’s Bodyguard – No red alerts, just silent vigilance
Choose Your Epidermal Allegiance:
Keep letting sulfates masquerade as “clean”… or enlist in the charcoal uprising to:
- Neutralize pollution’s graffiti on your face
- Outsmart pore-clogging imposters (looking at you, “non-comedogenic” liars)
- Convert your sink into a 5-star detox lounge
Clean Isn’t a Trend. It’s a Reckoning.
Wash. Rinse. Revolt.
P.S. 89% report strangers asking, “Are you glowing?” by week 2. The 11%? Too busy screenshotting their skincare shelf for Reddit.
Ingredients: Organic Aloe Vera Juice, Vegetable Glycerin, Coconut Oil Ethers, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Guar Gum, Activated Charcoal, Ethylhexylglycerin, Phenoxyethanol (Paraben-Free Preservative), Organic Tea Tree Essential Oil, Vitamin E
Manufacturer's country: USA
Product amount: 2 oz
Gross weight: 0.15lb/69g
Suggested use: Wet skin with warm water and massage a small amount of gel onto face, working into a lather. Rinse well.
Warning: This product is for external use only and is not intended to be ingested. If you are pregnant or breastfeeding, please consult with a healthcare professional before use. Should any irritation occur, please discontinue use immediately.



