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Nitric Shock Pre-Workout Powder (Fruit Punch)“Your 5 AM Alarm Just Met Its Assassin”
Nitric Shock Pre-Workout Powder (Fruit Punch)“Your 5 AM Alarm Just Met Its Assassin”
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Let’s cut the motivational fluff: Your “grind” is held together by caffeine and existential dread. You don’t need inspiration. You need electrified rage in powder form.
NITRIC SHOCK
23 Nutrients. 1 Objective: Weaponize Your Willpower
This isn’t a pre-workout. It’s a biohacking heist engineered for humans who lift before sunrise and after burnout. We fused science with savagery:
- Arginine AKG – Unleashes vascularity so extreme, your veins draft their own Instagram captions
- Beta-Alanine – Hijacks ATP production like a meth lab for muscle endurance (hello, rep 12)
- Dicreatine Malate – Bulletproofs lean tissue so your cuts don’t cost you gains
- Taurine + L-Tyrosine – Laser-focus so sharp, you’ll count macros mid-deadlift
Why This Isn’t Your Gym Buddy’s “Energy Drink”:
✓ Caffeine’s Black Ops Cousin – 275mg blended with L-Theanine to escalate alertness, not jitters
✓ Electrolyte Overdrive – Sweat buckets without crashing like a dehydrated influencer
✓ Non-Responder’s Revenge – Creatine precursors bypass genetic luck (finally, justice)
The Protocol:
06:00: Chug. 06:07: Fingertips tingle. 06:15: PRs start sweating you.
For Those Who Outwork Their Genetics:
This powder moonlights as:
- Corporate Drone’s Rebellion – Turns spreadsheet shoulders into boulder holders
- Sleep-Deprived Parent’s Adrenaline IV – 5 hours of sleep? Crush legs anyway
- Precision Strike – Zero crash, just a slow fade into post-gym euphoria
Choose Your Fighter:
Keep sipping sugary “energy” sludge that quits mid-set… or deploy the formula that:
- Torches fatigue’s white flag
- Pumps muscles so full, your gym crush stares
- Converts “I’ll skip today” into “I’ll own today”
Exhaustion Is Inevitable. Surrender Isn’t.
Prime the pump. Your next PR is 30 minutes away.
P.S. The label warns “May cause uncontrollable gym addiction.” We call that foreshadowing.
Ingredients: Sodium (as Sodium Citrate), Potassium (as Potassium Citrate), Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Hydrochloride), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine Hydrochloride), Folic Acid, Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Pantothenic Acid (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Calcium (as Dicalcium Phosphate), Phosphorous (as Dicalcium Phosphate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Chromium (as Chromium Nicotinate), Dicreatine Malate, L-Arginine Alpha Ketoglutarate, Beta Alanine, Caffeine, Energy/Endurance/Focus Matrix (L-Taurine, Betaine Anhydrous, Waxy Maize, L-Citrulline Malate, Glycocyamine, Glucuronolactone, L-Tyrosine, Maltodextrin, Citric Acid, Fruit Punch Flavor, Dextrose, Sucralose, Silicon Dioxide.
Flavor: Fruit punch.
Manufacturer Country: USA
Product Amount: 0.66lb (300g)
Gross Weight: 1lb (454g)
Suggested use: Mix 1 or 2 scoops in 6-8 ounces of cold beverage. Assess tolerance by taking 1 scoop. If well tolerated, take 1 to 2 scoops 30 minutes before working out. Do not exceed 2 scoops daily.
Caution: Do not use if under age 18. Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing. Consult a medical doctor before use if you have any medical condition or family history of any disease, including (but not limited to) hypotension, hypertension, heart, liver, or thyroid disease, diabetes, psychiatric disease, asthma, pernicious anemia, anxiety, depression, seizure disorder, cardiac arrhythmia, stroke, prostate enlargement, or if you are taking any prescription drug.
Warning: Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.




